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Nov142013

« Wedding master of ceremonies jokes 

Written by Rachel Green, Director, The Emotional Intelligence Institute.

I am often asked for wedding master of ceremonies jokes. In fact, this happens so often I have put together a guide of free wedding master of ceremonies jokes. Let me give you a couple of my favourite wedding jokes from that.

Here is one of my favourite wedding jokes from the Bride's perspective:

Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

And for the groom:

Jonathan, (groom's name), remember this line, it could come in handy. “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?”

It's hard to keep picking out the best master of ceremonies wedding jokes though as there are so many of them. There are 16 pages of them in our free wedding jokes, quotes and toasts book.

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How to take care with your wedding master of ceremonies jokes.

Although I have a guide of free wedding master of ceremonies jokes, as an emcee I am not suggesting you must tell jokes when you are the master of ceremonies at a wedding! However, when you do tell wedding jokes please take care and choose wisely.

Here is what to be careful of when telling wedding master of ceremonies jokes:

  • Wedding master of ceremonies jokes can fall terribly flat - so if you are to tell jokes as the emcee you need to be able to recover well. Practice doing this in advance and come up with some useful recovery lines.
  • Wedding master of ceremonies jokes can offend. As the emcee why risk upsetting Aunt Mabel or the groom's grandmother? Choose wisely, very wisely.
  • Wedding master of ceremonies jokes may have been heard before so the emcee can fail to get a response, or can risk boring the guests. Try to use some of the lesser well known wedding jokes.
  • Wedding master of ceremonies jokes are not likely to be unique so they don't add to the intimacy or personal nature of the event. In addition to telling wedding jokes as the master of ceremonies also tell some personal stories, e.g. about the bride and groom.
  • There are other ways to create humour that you can also consider instead of using wedding master of ceremonies jokes, make the most of spontaneous humour as it arises.

Here is another of my favourite wedding jokes from the free wedding jokes, quotes and toasts book, for you as the master of ceremonies:

Shirley, our beautiful bride, loves the finer things in life. I overheard her when the minister was going through the vows - she said "What's all this garbage about for richer or for poorer?"

If you, as the emcee, can tell wedding jokes really well and pick those that are appropriate, then, wedding master of ceremonies jokes may be a great inclusion in your hosting of the wedding reception.

In my wedding jokes, quotes and toasts free ebook, I have collected some of the "cleaner" jokes. You can get them now with our ebook: A MASTER OF CEREMONIES: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO BEING A BRILLIANT MC.

It is important that you know what to do when you are the emcee of a wedding or any other event. Wedding master of ceremonies jokes are only a small part of being an emcee.

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And, have a great laugh at the wedding master of ceremonies jokes, whether you use them or not! They can help any emcee.